1.Ray:He was cut out 2 b a genius.
Tracy:Pity no 1 put d pieces 2gether properly.

2.His mouth is so big dat he can sing a duet by himself.

3.Y is a sports stadium cool?
It's full of fans.

4.Wat animal with 2humps can b found in d North Pole?
A lost camel.

5.Teacher: Y do birds fly south in winter?
Jim:B'cos it's 2 far 2 walk,sir.

6."Now,remember children,"d sci teacher droned on,"if it wasn't 4 water we would never learn 2 swim,juz think how many ppl would hav drowned!"

7.Mrs Seng:Siti,put some more water in d fish tank.
Maid:But Madame thay haven't drunk d water I gav dem yesterday.

8.D doc instructed a patient hu tink he is bitten by a vampire 2 drink a cup of water."Y?:He asked.D doc said,"I 1 2 see if ur neck leaks."

9.Wat has many holes but holds water?
A sponge.

10.Wat dress can u not wear?
An address.

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Gd luck 4 ur exams again.Tel me if d jokes r funny.

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